Space.

They come from Space! Who? Them! They slowly descend in a juddering fashion to destroy everything that you hold dear and the only thing stopping them is YOU! You must pilot the I.S.S.U.E (International Space Services Utility Engine) to send them packing in the most emphatic way possible with a hail of bullets and laser beams! The reward? EVERLASTING GLORY!!! Oh and points, try and get as many of those as possible so you can tell your friends? Not really sure where points fit in the narrative here, but no matter! Amass POINTS FOR THE GOOD OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

Yes that’s right SPACE INVADERS! Here. Now. On this site! Coded and animated by yours truly. Why? No idea, it seemed like a good idea at the time and it was a good programming exercise, over time I hope to add more to it but for now it is totally playable and (hopefully) worth wasting a few minutes on! DO IT FOR THE POINTS!!!!!